I am planning this night for my kids, I don't know where I conceived it but it is going to be fun! First I am going to rent some "R" rated movies. I think it will be great fun, the scare. Ghosts, witches, vampires. Nothing is too scary. Then I think we'll watch a crime show. Something as real as it gets- a murder mystery maybe. I hope that there is something with lots of blood and gore. Maybe a knife sticking out of someone's head. Come on, it's fun- no one is too young to come. My kids are five, three, and one:)
And then I want them to indulge so I am going to get them some treats. Candy, candy, candy. I hope they eat so much that they feel sick! It will bring great memories. I don't care where we find it either. Stranger, smanger I say. If someone has something to give you, take it. Am I right? Free candy is even better.
I better give this night a name. I better make it special. I don't want people to think I am a bad parent. When my kids act out. When they look terrified. When they look at me in wonder at why I would do a thing so out of character. It is all in fun, really. Harmless.
What do you think I should call it? And do you want to come? Everyone else is.....
As you can tell, I hate Halloween. I think it makes light of all things evil. This is obviously just a made up story of something I would NEVER do. I could go further, but there is for you to think on. This is part of my view of Halloween.
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